THESE TWO KILL ME
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house
*screaming externally and internally simultaneously**carves 30 pumpkins**does not stop screaming**puts on costume**punches wall**pours bag of mixed candy into a giant pillowcase**shoves candy into face while screaming**shushes everyone*
“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny
I only made this because I needed somewhere to put this pun.
doors open from both sides
And yet, people still underestimate Hawkeye even though he was the only one in SHIELD to figure this out
Considering he was in a room with people vastly smarter than him, it’s more likely that they did figure it out but didn’t think there was anything that would come through.
A L L H A I L T H E C Y B E R F I S H
Day 51: They have accepted me as their leader & still do not know that i am a robot.