how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you
- garbage cans
- dog shit
- asshole people
- those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
An ode to my second girlfriend.
Ode to my first girlfriend
when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it
Talking to both of them again has been great. It’s actually cheered me up some.
But the drawback is I’m starting to develop feelings again, and me and feelings don’t mix well.
The villain has the hero at gunpoint. Everything seems lost. Then the hero has an amazing idea: Make them talk. So the hero says “Now since I am as good as dead, tell me: Why are you doing this?”
The villain smiles and shoots him.
This sounds less like a plot twist and more like a Joker gag.
The Joker monologues a LOT though. And his laugh would also give Batman enough time to free himself because it goes on for hours :P
True, but he is unpredictable so you can never tell.
I need to stop changing things otherwise I won’t finish my prints :P So here is the final version.
To be sold at Otakuthon.
I have the talent of getting tired without doing anything
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
BABY GOLDEN RETRIEVER BEING A NOOT NOOT
Mother: why don’t you go outside for some fresh air?
if u reblog this ur a dumb nerd and I’m gonna shove u in a locker
I am a big dumb nerd and I shove myself in a locker.
XENA YOU CAN’T JUST THROW CHILDREN
this doesn’t even need context,